Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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