So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
After last night, I could never be a politician.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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