What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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