Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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