whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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