What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
