Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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