i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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