Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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