So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
