We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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