Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
try to milk me bitch
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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