You're completely useless in the revolution.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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