youre lurking in front of me
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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