Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish you could order shots online.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
