I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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