"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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