the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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