I must be too annoying 4 u.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
third nipple confirmed
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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