when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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