she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
