so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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