I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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