It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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