i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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