We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She said her name was "party"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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