I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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