bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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