whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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