Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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