So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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