i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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