i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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