Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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