Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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