Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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