I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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