I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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