it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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