If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm both gender and math confused
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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