If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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