I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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