drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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