So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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