what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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