I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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