She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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