I wish I could teleport
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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