he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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