Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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