i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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