Jerry, you need to find god
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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