i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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