He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
id be glad to
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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