I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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