she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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